Modern Parenting Styles

How are you parenting wrong?

SURREALIST PARENTING: Your child is a lobster.

KAFKA PARENTING: When your child won’t come out of his room, you assume that it is because he has transformed into a monstrous vermin.

MOMA PARENTING: Your child is not a child but an art installation! You are Tilda Swinton.

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Modern Parenting Styles

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